Liberal Repercussion

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Forget San Francisco!
Forget Massachusetts!

What about GAY MARRIAGE in Texas?

Betty Bowers and Laura Bush rush to Austin, Texas.

AUSTIN, TEXAS (AP) First Lady Laura Bush was roused from a particularly virulent hangover this morning by her spiritual advisor Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian. Wielding a double-espresso, a fistful of tasty amphetamines from Laura's walk-in medicine cabinet and a look of delighted alarm, Betty resuscitated her dear friend and told her, "Pickled! I mean Pickles, I've just heard the most wonderfully alarming thing!"

Betty then played a stack of surveillance videos from the Texas Capitol and Governor's Mansion kindly supplied by her prophet and dear Brother-in-Christ John the Pentecostal.

"Goodness gracious me," exclaimed the First Lady, distractedly gulping multi-colored tablets and coffee. "I'm glad Bushie never did that with his Secretary of State because Bushie's Secretary of State is black – and that would hurt!

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It's so mean and nasty, you'll think anorexic spinster Ann Coulter had a hand in it -- until you realize it's all true!

Betty Bowers and her friends at the White House and Landover Baptist Church, in a delightfully brutal bout of political fervor, have busted the executive mansion's elegant doors wide open to take you on a hilariously eye-popping TOP SECRET tour through the most guarded – and ridiculous – people, places, prophesies and policies of the otherwise strenuously "on message" world of George W. Bush's White House.

posted by Rei Toei @ 3:05 p.m.